01/30/09

Best gay club in miami fl ...

by Bigdickandmuscles

I love this club "only bath-house in miami" . Lots of yummy young men "18 and up of course" . lots of fun specially on sundays . they have a live show with performers in the video area room.

I had a great time !!! i recommended

• Pros: live show on sundays . and open all day long . !!!!

01/09/09

Nastiest place I've ever been (and not in a good way)

by shaw77

On a business trip, completely horned up and having no luck on Craig's List, I thought I'd give this place a shot. I went on a Thursday night around 1:30, thinking bars close at 2 and a crowd would show. Happened to be in town night of BCS championship game 2009.

Pro: convenient to downtown Miami, inexpensive, well lighted parking lot in a seemingly safe part of town, videos were good, large towels or small towels, there's a 24 hour Walgreen's down the street if you feel the need to buy disinfectant products asap.

Cons: TOO NUMEROUS TO LIST but I'll try

1. Though convenient to downtown, not easy to find. I passed it first shot and almost passed it second attempt. No u-turns on that particular street, and most of the streets in that area are one way, so it was a pain to reverse direction, even after I found it.

2. Door man was not welcoming

3. I was one of 6 people there, and though I am not the most attractive person, I'm not too shabby, and I was the belle of the ball.

4. FILTHY, starting with the front door (I kind of didn't think much about )

5. Smelled horrible once inside.

6. Weight room? Uh, like your broken down high school weight room.

7. Lockers, rusted.

8. Carpet, stained throughout, as was furniture.

9. Steam room smelled and was so over heated it took my breath away.

10. Hot tub--don't even get me started. I would not dare put a toe in it.

11. bathrooms/shower--like a 1970's mobile home, including the shower area that included some paneling coming apart and worn through. like hot tub, I wouldn't dare.

12. and the list goes on...

I jacked off with a guy while watching video and got out (I had just spent $25 afterall), but no way I'd let anyone there put anything in me or vice versa. I've been to The Club Orlando and Bl0w Buddies in San Francisco, and after experiencing The Club, Club Body Center is a piece of hot steamy sh*t!!

If you like feces, go. If not run! Doesn't even deserve one star rating.01/09/09

• Pros: conveniently located, cheap, felt like a safe area of town
• Cons: HORRIBLY DIRTY AND OUTDATED, few attendees

02/22/08

Horrible place!!!!!!

by Joalbert

If you are looking for an expensive, dirty, unhealthy place to have quick release, this is the place. Lockers ($15 for 4 hours) are rusty, carpet on the floor is dirty, crowd is nasty and old. This is the best place in Miami for men 4 men to catch diseases, especially behind their dark isolated fences outside by the bar area. You can have anonymous actions with guys that you do not even see the face!

Horrible, horrible, horrible. This was recommended to me by a friend. I staid the time to do a full walk around and left (5 minutes). I will never go back there again. It is not a spa, not a place to meet and socialis. It is a place to have wild anonymous encounters.

This is a insult to people.