03/29/07

SNATCHed my card!!

by bugmenot

The bartender took my card and opened a tab for me after I repeatedly told him no. I ended up getting trashed (the Bud Light Crew was there! Free booze!) and leaving my card. Had to cab it back and wait an hour to get back in the club after getting harassed by the bouncer. I marked through the tip to indicate I didn't want to leave one and re-wrote the total amount and signed the receipt. My account register shows that an additional $40 was billed that night!! I'm in the process of getting it back and I'm ready to file a dispute, this is absolutely ridiculous treatment! The woman I've been speaking to about getting my money back is telling me that "tips are required by law [in Miami]!"

PAY WITH CASH OR USE AMEX IF YOU GO TO SNATCH!

• Pros: Neat layout; we managed to get a table somehow
• Cons: Staff sucked!

12/23/06

Back Door Bamby

by denver_c5

Seems like a great place, but make sure you know what night you're going on. We were having trouble finding a good place on a monday so we went to BED. BED was terrible so we went left and went up Washington. I was at Suite a few nights before, so I thought Snatch should be good too. (For those who don't know, Snatch and Suite are connected). There was a little line, so it looked good. We didn't want a table, so cover was necessary. They wanted $20 a person (common down here), but with a little talking I got him down to $10. With our group of five, $50 later, we were inside. It seemed pretty cool. Good music and a good amount of people. That's when I saw a blonde tranny were little more than a thong. I said to my girlfriend, "haha, look, they hired a tranny to walk around a take pictures . . ." That's when I looked around a little more and noticed it was gay night. OOPS! We had 3 guys and 2 girls, so we stuck together and had a round. (Why not, since we paid $50 to walk in). Three pretty hot girls walked in so my brother and his friend moved in. Turns out gay bars are not a bad place to find women. Sometimes they are just as confused as my group was. They had a drink with us, then we moved to grab a table at Tantra (the place to be on Monday nights). Ended up being $50 well spent, picked up some more girls and found out what Back Door Bamby was . . .

• Pros: Connected to Suite, go to Suite, cool down in Snatch
• Cons: Monday was Back Door Bamby night

07/17/06

Horrible Management and Employees

by socalgirl25

A group of my girlfriends (all very attractive I might add) went to this place afterhours. There was no one in line at it was after 4am and they wouldn't let us in. They finally "gave in" and said we had to each pay $20 cover. We refused to pay and then they insulted us and told us to go back to home. I use to live in Miami and now I remember why I moved back to California. The bouncers are rude, insulting, classless, and extremely uneducated individuals who will continue to give this place a bad reputation. I plan on filing several complaints against this place and I will personally see that it's shut down. My bachelorette weekend that I was looking forward to for over 6 months was ruined because of this place.

• Pros: Never having to go back
• Cons: Ugly, rude, and low-class bouncers