Joseph's on the Water
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Phone: (954) 455-6996
- Price:
- $$$
- Hours:
- Dec-April: Daily 12pm-2:30pm, 4pm-10pm, May-Nov: Tue-Sat 4pm-10pm
Editorial Review for Joseph's on the Water – by Heather Wood
The Scene
Retirees with savings to spare and couples looking for an upscale night on the town flock to this live-jazz joint for fresh seafood, swift service and a view of passing yachts. A grand piano dominates the raised bar area, which overlooks the cavernous restaurant dotted with red-linen-topped tables and wicker chairs. Outside, the few couples lucky enough to snag a two-top enjoy a panoramic view of the water and sailing yachts.
The Food
Standard seafood fare gussied up a bit for its environs: Crab cakes topped with curls of vegetation, which is more artful than edible; shoestring fries are seasoned with lemon pepper and fresh herbs--a perfect pairing with the filet mignon and a big side of kicked-up catsup. Lobster is steamed to sweetness and doused with lemon, herbs and butter (ask for it on the side if you prefer). Sushi-quality tuna gets a crust of sesame seeds.
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Insider Tips
The ExtrasJoseph's caters parties, weddings and business dinners. Contact the special events office for details.
ParkingValet is the only option here, but don't let the Ferraris and Maseratis spook you: It's free for everyone.
User Reviews for Joseph's on the Water
01/01/2007 Posted by valentina6103154
That was a mistake!!! Very bad customer service...... I think this is the most important part in a restaurant..... I don't recommend it.
11/13/2006 Posted by rockids
The previous reviews are completely misleading. We were looking for a "date spot" or a "romantic spot." Now, don't get me wrong - I am not an ageist - but , based upon the clientele, this place is not frequented by anyone under the age of 70. Based upon the reviews from this site, we went there on a Friday night for a romantic dinner on the water. Upon our arrival, literally, there was NOT ONE person under the age of 65 in the entire restaurant. Because we were looking for a different type of scene, we chose to go elsewhere. So, I cannot comment upon the food, service, etc.
Pros: No idea.
Cons: Difficult to get to; AARP hangout.
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