Time seems to stop inside this wacky store, where you'll find gifts for even your weirdest friends.. In Short This Lincoln Road boutique offers everything from kooky octopus and fish clocks to candle-holders and pottery. Their wild assortment of greeting cards--from birthday cards starring AbFab's dynamic Brit duo to risque black-and-white photos for same-sex partners--ensures that your message will be memorable. Dirty Girl, Bitch and Queen toiletries have found a home here as well. The wacky variety of knickknacks and sculptures includes that dreaded lawn staple: the pink flamingo.