07/15/08

HORRIBLE HORID SERVICE!!!!

by yoanna1107

I believe this female dog of an employee's exact words to me as I requested that a sandwich which had not been consumed nor delivered be taken off the bill "well ma'am we cannot do nothing cause we already wasted the produce it takes to make it". wtf?? I called like 2 mins. ago!! HORSE excrement <--(for lack of choice)! Each and every time that someone asks me to order food from this place there is a problem. They never want to give me a total and they huff and puff about it as if I was asking them to climb Mt. Everest backwards and blindfolded when I insist. Unbelievably bad customer service! Shameful attitude towards their customers.

• Pros: average tasting food
• Cons: HORRIFIC NIGHTMARE OF SERVICE

06/13/08

Best Bagels and Healthy High Protein Breakfast

by jeymir

Its the only place I would buy my breafast on the beach. They have the best fresh ground coffee, plus free refills. The atmosphere inside the Cafe is just so homely, with the most friendliest employees, who have been there for years.You will allways be greeted warmly with your name, by the owner who is always present to take care of all your needs. I love the free Wi Fi and the large table at the quiet corner of the Cafe.

I always have their Protein breakfast, which is the best I have ever had and praised by the whole Miami Beach. In short , its the best Cafe on the beach.

The service improves every time I visit. The place has only got better over the years. Its the only place with the best food on the beach. Beast Muffins, Best Bagels and Best Salads and Sandwiches at affordable price.

• Pros: Best cusomer service and best fresh ground coffee with free refills
• Cons: None

06/11/08

Tastless Classless Cafe

by SOBEreviews

I have gone to the Tasteless Cafe once a month for the past year and they just seem keep going downhill. I go there ( and have continued to go ) because they usually have a decent cup of coffee, ( not that hard) and free wifi. So I have stopped there infrequently to grab a cup and login to check email, and get a little computer work done. The food items are OK. However I HATE! HATE! HATE! that the prices in the menu don't seem to have any reality. Everytime I have ordered a food item it is always more than posted or on the menu and I get the excuse that they haven't reprinted the menus yet. The cashier is the rudest in town. She must have learned her customer service talents from that notorious Soup _ _ _ _ guy from Seinfeld ( City Search will not let me use the exact word). I have and seen others inform the staff that XYZ is out or missing and they ignore it or give a " When I get to it". And today when I was there I learned the final straw They have now cancelled refills on coffee. There are just too many other places that offer free wifi, coffee refills and are even nice to their customers to put up with Tasteless Classless Cafe's policies. There is even a Starbucks around the corner that now offers free wifi and free refills. AVOID AVOID AVOID I know you won't see me there anymore.

• Pros: used to offer unlimited refills NOT ANYMORE!!! Own free parking lot
• Cons: Rude service, mystery prices,