(305) 532-9070
929 Washington Ave
Miami,
FL
33139
25.7798
-80.1328
Neighborhood: Flamingo / Lummus
What People Are Saying About B.E.D.
The Editor
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Citysearch
In Short – Enjoy beverages, entertainment and dining on 17 king-size, cushy mattresses. Get it? That's what B.E.D. stands for, and just as the name implies, all three get equal billing. For dining, choose from a changing menu of specials like beef tenderloin, duck breast with pistachio pesto couscous, Asian spiced yellowtail snapper, or pan-seared Chilean sea bass. Mingling and dancing take the place of the traditional dining experience, so adjust expectations accordingly.
11/01/08
More honorable to light $300 on fire, than to hand it over to these incompetent posers.
by metroselu
Alright boys and girls - he's how to create your own B.E.D. adventure at home, and probably retain your pride in doing so.
(1) Pick up a few futons, the more indecipherable body fluid stains on them the better.
(2) Pick up a few big pilos and some flowy material, hang it from the cieling.
(3) Buy some mojito mix ( yes, MIX), and throw in some mint leaves. Don't worry about mashing up the leaves. The patrons won't know the difference - its not like we're in south florida, 90 miles from Cuba.
(4) Order in some Chili's appetizers. Make sure you set them out so that when you eat them, they're cold.
(5) Hire in a few scantilly clad strippers to serve you. Make sure they're not overly attentive or entirely interested in serving you.
(6) Pull out approximately $300 from your wallet and light it on fire.
You'll probably get more satisfaction following these steps than giving 1 cent of your cash to the incompetent posers at B.E.D. Take your cash, and move on.... this place $ucks.
- Pros: This restaurant is good kindle. What a great place to tear down and start over.
- Cons: Too many...not patient enough to write them here.
04/20/08
Great Local Spot on the Beach - New Owners and Scene
by alexander12345
I went to BED this past Saturday after reading numerous articles on the new owners and there concepts. WOW, the new ownership (local guys from Miami Beach I think) really have made some great changes.
They must have removed a few beds and added an ultra VIP booth area that is raised up above the other BED?s. The service was perfect and the new tapas food menu was enticing. I especially enjoyed the tuna tartar and lamb chops!! After dinner my girlfriend and all her friends watched as VH1 filmed the local Miami scene inside!
I would recommend coming in for dinner before the nightlife part of the evening begins, this way you guarantee yourself entrance into what becomes a very popular local night club once again!! GREAT TIME!! BED?s Back!!!
- Pros: Local Scene, New Owners & Menu, Fun Scene
04/08/08
A Great Night
by rlmignosa
Went there for dinner to check it out. My group was a bit older (40ish)....Had a great meal...tapas...very well prepared and presented by really nice looking girls that were actually friendly and really good at what they do. Decided to stay and watch the evening build and build and build. We danced and drank the night away. Best night in South Beach.
- Pros: Food and Music
The Details on B.E.D.
Where to Sit:
There are no seats. So, ask for a bed, any bed, or you'll end up standing.
Know Before You Go:
Make dinner reservations early. Seating -- or bedding, actually -- can be for 8pm, 8:15pm, 10pm, or 10:15pm.
The Extras:
B.E.D. can accommodate as many as 150 guests for dining, or 350 for cocktails, for private functions on Sunday and Tuesday when it is typically closed.
Smoking Permitted:
No
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