B.E.D.

Brunch at B.E.D. My boyfriend and i went there for Sunday brunch. Made reservations for 11:00am, which was not neccessary since it completely empty. Got there about 10 minutes before the reservation and they were not yet open. Once inside the area is small but nice and well done with the beds. The food took rather long considering that we were the only ones there but it was good. I recommend the chicken and waffles. got the bill and the orange juice cost more than m meal, uh? $10 for a small glass half filled with ice oj. That's south beach for you.…

More honorable to light $300 on fire, than to hand it over to these incompetent posers.. Alright boys and girls - he's how to create your own B.E.D. adventure at home, and probably retain your pride in doing so. (1) Pick up a few futons, the more indecipherable body fluid stains on them the better.

(2) Pick up a few big pilos and some flowy material, hang it from the cieling.

(3) Buy some mojito mix ( yes, MIX), and throw in some mint leaves. Don't worry about mashing up the leaves. The patrons won't know the difference - its not like we're in south florida, 90 miles from Cuba.

(4) Order in some Chili's appetizers. Make sure you set them out so that when you eat them, they're cold.

(5) Hire in a few scantilly clad strippers to serve you. Make sure they're not overly attentive or entirely interested in serving you.

(6) Pull out approximately $300 from your wallet and light it on fire.

You'll probably get more satisfaction following these steps than giving 1 cent of your cash to the incompetent posers at B.E.D. Take your cash, and move on.... this place $ucks.…

Great Local Spot on the Beach - New Owners and Scene. I went to BED this past Saturday after reading numerous articles on the new owners and there concepts. WOW, the new ownership (local guys from Miami Beach I think) really have made some great changes.

They must have removed a few beds and added an ultra VIP booth area that is raised up above the other BED?s. The service was perfect and the new tapas food menu was enticing. I especially enjoyed the tuna tartar and lamb chops!! After dinner my girlfriend and all her friends watched as VH1 filmed the local Miami scene inside!

I would recommend coming in for dinner before the nightlife part of the evening begins, this way you guarantee yourself entrance into what becomes a very popular local night club once again!! GREAT TIME!! BED?s Back!!!…

A Great Night. Went there for dinner to check it out. My group was a bit older (40ish)....Had a great meal...tapas...very well prepared and presented by really nice looking girls that were actually friendly and really good at what they do. Decided to stay and watch the evening build and build and build. We danced and drank the night away. Best night in South Beach.…