It's Over

by Rick Munarriz - Citysearch Contributor - 339 Reviews - 133 Lists

Updated: November 07, 2007

What do you when that special someone becomes that not-so-special someone? Maybe it's somebody else. Maybe it's the need for anybody else. Here are some of Miami's best public places to break up a rocky relationship.

Top Break-up Spots

  1. 1 3.5 Star Rating: Average Mansion Nightclub
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    1235 Washington Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139 (map)

    You'll find plenty of South Beach hotspots where a spat can go unnoticed under the throbbing music. That being said, you may as well do it right and go for the most crowded and cavernous dance club to make your scene unseen.

  2. 2 4 Star Rating: Recommended Taverna Opa Of South Beach
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    36 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach, FL 33139 (map)

    Smashing plates and heaving napkins in the air aren't bad breakup responses at this lively Greek eatery. It's part of the atmosphere. Don't forget to dance on the table, too. It'll hold your weight, probably better than your ex-to-be has been able to.

  3. 3 4 Star Rating: Recommended Barton G Restaurant
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    1427 West Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139 (map)

    Even if you choose the serene outdoor dining area over the livelier indoor room, patrons are too busy snapping photographs of the clever meal presentations to pay attention to your "I think we should see other people" routine.

  4. 4 3.5 Star Rating: Average Prime 112 Restaurant
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    112 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach, FL 33139 (map)

    Everyone is too busy gabbing away or gawking at the perpetual flow of celebrities at this upscale steakhouse to notice a heart being broken.

  5. 5 5 Star Rating: Highly Recommended Land Shark Stadium
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    2269 Dan Marino Blvd, Miami, FL 33056 (map)

    With 75,000 football fans screaming all around you, even paying up for a "will you please break up with me" Jumbotron message won't detract from the gridiron action on the field.

  6. 6 Benihana
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    8717 SW 136th Street, Miami, FL 33176 (map)

    Ending it all at a teppanyaki joint makes sense. Between the heart-shaped fried rice and smoking volcanic onion creations, everyone else is distracted. If it doesn't go well, assure yourself that only the Japanese-trained chef handles the sharp cutlery.

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